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09
Nov
notes on a celebrity: sydney sweeney sucks
But Sydney Sweeney isn't a puppy, or an inflatable, waving, smiling air tube, so even Glen couldn't pull off the chemistry.
4 min read
02
Nov
october 2025, to grinch or not to grinch
I think of kids growing up in group homes who either don't receive a single gift or have to pick from a pile of crap repurposed as charity. I think of poor families who cannot afford to buy their kids anything and try desperately to make the memories anyway.
9 min read
31
Oct
what else has me completely booked: october 2025
But the thing about sports is that everyone feels that way about their team, but for some reason, no one else can feel that way about their team.
4 min read
16
Oct
you paid for this: dishing on hellogiggles part I
The first time HelloGiggles paid me for EINTKILF was around...2016.
4 min read
30
Sep
september 2025, fall quarter
I will have a Master's in Social Work in a little over a year!
8 min read
29
Sep
what else has me completely booked: september 2025
You need to water your plants, you need to see if you can even still "plant"? at this time of the year, you need to pay your parking tickets. You need to fix your headlights, you need to hang stuff, you need to vacuum, you need to brush the grout with baking soda.
9 min read
24
Sep
notes on a celebrity: candace cameron bure...sucks
Candace Cameron Bure (CCB) is a racist, bigoted mean girl, and so is her daughter, and so is her new son-in-law.
9 min read
03
Sep
you paid for this: my neighbor is dead
My neighbor was murdered while peacefully protesting illegal settlements in the occupied west bank in gaza.
3 min read
31
Aug
what else has me completely booked: august 2025
4 min read
11
Aug
you paid for this: I hated billy crystal's memoir
4 min read