april 2026, adult braces and Black panthers
Every time I felt like anytime West had something eloquent and worthwhile to say, she ruined it by following it up with what reads like a text I'd send my best friends.
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what else has me completely booked: april 2026
I'm in my penultimate quarter of classes and by fall, will just be taking the courses that align with my specialized practicum.
notes on a celebrity: fred armisen is a little creep
“I feel bad for everyone I’ve gone out with,” Armisen said.
notes on a celebrity: gtfo jason bateman
I don’t listen to his podcast, but to be fair to Jason Bateman, I don’t think I’m missing a single thing.
march 2026, spring fling
As someone who loves kids, especially kind of fucked up kids, this book was For Me.
what else has me completely booked: march 2026
I find West to be a funnier speaker than she is a writer. I've felt that way for many years, and I'm not sharing it to be an Internet Bully Hurting Her Family. I'm sharing that because, in this discourse, I've had to keep quiet. Not just because it's close to home in a literal way, but because I
you paid for this: dishing on hellogiggles II
When HelloGiggles offered me a weekly EINTKILF column, the website was a little baby website.
february 2026, oops here's a heading
I also don't need recommendations of Black-written books because I read Black all year long.
what else has me completely booked: february 2026
This man proposed to a woman on television and then explained that the more they "hung out," the more he realized he was wondering if he had a chance with the other gal he didn't choose.
january 2026, ICE out
I have strong feelings about ICE and the police, and I feel equally strongly about those who support these institutions.
notes on a celebrity: dax shepard sucks
I gotta admit, of all of my “notes on a celebrity” posts, so far this is my weakest, but not because I’m wrong.
you paid for this: dishing on hellogiggles part I
The first time HelloGiggles paid me for EINTKILF was around...2016.
notes on a celebrity: candace cameron bure...sucks
Candace Cameron Bure (CCB) is a racist, bigoted mean girl, and so is her daughter, and so is her new son-in-law.
notes on a celebrity: justin timberlake sucks
Timberlake, hereby known as JT (my initials) sucks. He used to be, it's hard not to sound exaggeratory here, everything. At least in pop music but he also did some movies!
you paid for this: jada pinkett smith's worthy
and that she is