Jess Tholmer

February 2025, listen, whatever

Headline inspired by nightmare retail customers via Lyndsey Frank, specifically my friend Nina's character. @lyndseyisfrank retail employees need a lil vaycay #funny #funnyvideos #funnycomedy #retail #michaels #artsandcrafts #skit #relatable #foryoupage @Nina Concepcion ♬ original sound - Lyndsey Frank Sorry to link to TikTok. I watch them on Reels because

Luke Danes (Scott Patterson) in his first scene on Gilmore girls

you paid for this: luke is an...okay boyfriend

Sorry to the people who don't like my Gilmore girls posts, but the people who do outweigh y'all. Continuing in my bad boyfriend series, we're finally to Luke Danes, the love of Lorelai's life, or so some people think. I'm

Image of a black ghost with text that reads, "I have news. I have broken up with Substack."

News, everybody!

I'm on ghost now. This is a post to both announce that I've made the shift from Substack to ghost and also to see if this works! I'm a little nervous about shifting platforms, which I have done with this very bookletter one time