you paid for this: dry january, or do I drink too much?

an exploration into the fad and my dad

you paid for this: dry january, or do I drink too much?

(My disclaimer is that this is all about me and only me. Literally just me and my experiences; this is not my take on alcoholism, habitual alcohol consumption, or whether or not you drink too much or should start drinking more.)

Is my face thinner? Do I weigh less? Am I skinnier? Do my clothes fit better? Am I eating more sugar? Wait, have I been restricting dessert in order to drink more alcohol without even consciously realizing it? Do I drink the most in my family? Do I drink the most of my siblings? Do I drink the most of my friends?