you paid for this: the golden bachelor
does the bachelor nation have a handshake I should learn or something?

Historically speaking, I don’t really watch reality shows. I hate saying that because it sounds like I don’t like reality shows, like when I say I’m not really into bread, which implies I’m above bread because I’m skinny or trying to be! There’s an implication with not watching reality TV that I don’t subscribe to. I just don’t really watch it. Until now!